Neva | 25 | he/him | Finland | Local dumbass

 

writing-prompt-s:

Before an engagement, the commanding officer ends his speech with “make your ancestors proud”. A subordinate responds “Sir! I’m not proud of my ancestors, can I borrow someone else’s”?

radiant-sunlight-blueberry:

siveydensipuli:

Merch-idea Hesburgerille:

bootyshortsit, joissa lukee

tähän väliin tulee majoneesi

Special edition: rintaliivit joissa lukee tähän väliin tulee majoneesi

manlet-max:

djspookyjimm:

IVE HAD THIS QUEUED SINCE MARCH AND IT DIDNT POST ON AUGUST 19TH U HAVE NO IDEA HOW PISSED I AM

(Video Transcript:)

A tired looking man in a grey suit holding a cd.

“I shall see you on August 19th”

He then throws the cd.

(End Video Transcript)

zomb1edude:

zomb1edude:

zomb1edude:

Ohhhh tää on syy miks Drops ei opeta sulle “muna” vaan “kananmuna”…he eivät halua sä sanot “minä syön muna joka päivä aamupalaksi”, koska “muna” tarkoittaa kaks eriä asiaa

Tää ei oo mulle ongelma, koska, kuten näette, mä oon homo ja teen molempia

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Kohdeyleisö, kaikki muut lähdevät kotiin

hollowboobtheory:

hollowboobtheory:

idk when we decided that explaining yourself shouldn’t be part of an apology but like. if someone was a dick to me and apologizes but I still don’t understand why they did it I’m not gonna feel any better

“Sorry for hurting your feelings earlier. I was trying to say x, but I guess it came across wrong. I don’t think you’re stupid.”

or

“Sorry I snapped at you. I didn’t get enough sleep last night so my patience is a little low today.”

is a better apology than

“I want you to know that I am sorry that my actions offended you. I take full accountability for my actions and I am listening and learning. I hear you.”

crowrosive:

Keep seeing posts like:

“Dont mock beginner artists! mock fetish and cringey crossover artists instead UwU”

Like how about we be good people and don’t harass any artists? How about we be adults and ignore art we dont like for mundane ass reasons, have you thought about that Janet?

Or do you just need an excuse to feel good when you choose to bully one artist over another?“

peacozy:

studio ghibli romances be like mmm what if we didn’t kiss, but instead both spiritually matured as people because we met each other